5月 2013
radiatethisfrequency:
it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
“I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body,...”
– Hunter Reveur (via shessofuckedinthehead)
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
poopflow:
roughrimjob:
meladoodle:
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
– (via forlovers)
itsmalice:
johnfontin:
the pig goes “oink oink”
the cow goes “moooo”
the horse goes “neighhhh”
the dog goes “ed…ward”
You’re grounded.
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
“A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that...”
– (via yesdarlingido)
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
