I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.

e.b. (via angelicpanic)

Absolute Truth. Hope he reads this someday.

(via prettyandfit)

dutchster:

"Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage"

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rupsidaisy:

I f*** white boys purely to be their first not-white girl

I want them to know and remember me